{"id":5155,"date":"2008-07-27T04:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/box1047.bluehost.com\/~sonicci2\/wordpress\/?p=5155"},"modified":"2015-08-22T13:23:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T13:23:45","slug":"summer-2008-the-dog-days-of-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonic-cinema.com\/wordpress\/2008\/07\/summer-2008-the-dog-days-of-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer 2008: The Dog Days of Summer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Typically, my usual readers will know I only do three big movie preview\/review blogs a year- one for January-April, one for the summer, and one for the end of the year. But this year, I&#8217;m feeling a bit froggy. In my summer preview, the films I was looking most forward to came largely from the first few months. No surprise- Hollywood is good at blowing their summer load before you can even get protection on. So what does that mean for August? Well, since school&#8217;s getting back in, it means lower grosses and crappy reviews. That&#8217;s not always the case, though, right? &#8220;The Fugitive&#8221; was an August opener that not only hit it big at the registers, but also landed itself a Best Picture Oscar nomination. Same with &#8220;The Sixth Sense,&#8221; which took all the wind out of the &#8220;Blair Witch&#8221; hype machine in &#8217;99 to be the most sustained smash since &#8220;Titanic.&#8221; &#8220;Signs&#8221; did pretty well for itself in the dog days of August too, as did the &#8220;Rush Hour&#8221; movies (even last year&#8217;s terrible &#8220;Rush Hour 3&#8221;), &#8220;The 40 Year-Old Virgin&#8221; and &#8220;Superbad,&#8221; and &#8220;The Bourne Ultimatum.&#8221; Will any of this year&#8217;s August offerings seize the opportunity for success, and knock the &#8220;Dark Knight&#8221; behemoth off the top slot, since all the big blockbusters are already in release? Here are a few films (in order of personal anticipation) that are taking a chance on it- some of them may even do it- as well as some smaller films that could make some noise with audiences sick of Hollywood fare.<\/p>\n<p>1. <b><i>&#8220;Tropic Thunder&#8221;<\/i><\/b> (August 15)- Is there anyone who&#8217;s seen the preview for this comedy satire NOT looking forward to it? I&#8217;ll admit, I wasn&#8217;t much of a fan of Ben Stiller&#8217;s first two directing projects (&#8220;The Cable Guy&#8221; and &#8220;Zoolander&#8221;), but one look at this trailer- with three stars of a Vietnam war movie taken to shoot out in the jungle, only to be mistaken for actual soldiers by the locals- and it has to rate high on my must-see list. Add to that cameos by Steve Coogan and Tom Cruise, and a can&#8217;t miss turn by &#8220;Iron Man&#8221; Robert Downey Jr. as an acclaimed star who puts on blackface (in a way) to play the platoon&#8217;s African American soldier, and all of the sudden, August starts to look like it has some tricks (and wild treats) up its&#8217; sleeve.<\/p>\n<p>2. <b><i>&#8220;Star Wars: The Clone Wars&#8221;<\/i><\/b> (August 15)- Wait a moment, weren&#8217;t we supposed to be done with &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; on the big-screen after the problematical prequel trilogy? Last time I checked, but this is a special occasion. This Fall marks the launch of the first of two proposed &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; TV series, the first one being the animated &#8220;Clone Wars.&#8221; Taking their cue from the success of Cartoon Network&#8217;s &#8220;Clone Wars&#8221; micro-series leading up to the release of &#8220;Revenge of the Sith,&#8221; Lucasfilm and the network are expanding on the idea, adding some pretty cool-looking CG animation, and delving further into the great wars we first heard about in 1977&#8217;s &#8220;A New Hope.&#8221; The storyline to this big-screen launch project seems a little too geared to get people in the seats, but only the completely jaded &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; fan among us can&#8217;t get excited about the possibilities&#8230;especially with George Lucas out of the writing-directing chair. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>3. <b><i>&#8220;Hamlet 2&#8221;<\/i><\/b> (August 22)- Steve Coogan is a comedy treasure from Britain. Whether it&#8217;s a comic vignette with Alfred Molina in Jim Jarmusch&#8217;s &#8220;Coffee and Cigarettes&#8221; or a star turn in the criminally-underseen &#8220;Tristam Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story&#8221; or the director he&#8217;s playing in &#8220;Tropic Thunder,&#8221; Coogan is one of those actors that makes comedy actually, you know, funny. This time around, he plays a washed-out actor who becomes a drama teacher at an American high school. But the drama program is failing. His solution? Produce an original play entitled &#8220;Hamlet 2.&#8221; Don&#8217;t expect the Bard, though. As conceived by &#8220;South Park&#8221; co-writer Pam Brady and director Andrew Fleming, it&#8217;s a fascinating amalgam of Shakespeare, &#8220;The Time Machine,&#8221; Jesus, and Satan, and a song that goes by the name &#8220;Rock Me Sexy Jesus.&#8221; I&#8217;ll take a ticket.<\/p>\n<p>4. <b><i>&#8220;Death Race&#8221;<\/i><\/b> (August 22)- No, this is not a typo. A film directed by American hack-meister Paul W.S. Anderson (&#8220;Resident Evil,&#8221; &#8220;Mortal Kombat,&#8221; &#8220;Alien vs. Predator,&#8221; &#8220;Soldier,&#8221; &#8220;Event Horizon&#8221;- none of them good) is actually something I&#8217;m looking forward to. True, it&#8217;s a brainless remake of &#8220;Death Race 2000,&#8221; but with tough guy Jason Statham playing a race car driver who gets wrongfully imprisoned and Joan Allen as the hard-ass warden who has her own plans for her new inmate, and extreme racing scenes that look just exciting enough to transcend the script&#8217;s likely stupidity, what can I say? Call me crazy, but I might actually enjoy this.<\/p>\n<p>5. <b><i>&#8220;Pineapple Express&#8221;<\/i><\/b> (August 6)- &#8220;Superbad&#8221; writers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg + comedy superproducer Judd Apatow + &#8220;Spider-Man 3&#8221; costar James Franco as a stoner + respectable director David Gordon Green + an overqualified cast that includes Bill Hader, Rosie Perez, Gary Cole, and hottie Amber Heard = likely comic gold. The only reason it&#8217;s not higher? I&#8217;m still not sure whether &#8220;Superbad&#8221; was quite my cup of tea. That said, the trailer does has some very funny moments.<\/p>\n<p>A little too leaning towards the funny for you? That&#8217;s what kind of summer it&#8217;s been. I&#8217;m just hoping for less &#8220;Love Guru&#8221; and &#8220;Step Brothers&#8221; and more &#8220;Zohan&#8221; and &#8220;Get Smart&#8221; in that department.  I wouldn&#8217;t expect much in the action blockbuster front, though- even though <i>&#8220;The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor&#8221;<\/i> (August 1) looks marginally better than its&#8217; predecessors, deduct points for the absence of Oscar-winner Rachel Weisz as Brendan Fraser&#8217;s wife (&#8220;History of Violence&#8217;s&#8221; Maria Bello is taking over for her). <i>&#8220;Mirrors&#8221;<\/i> (August 15), a horror shocker from Fox and the director of &#8220;The Hills Have Eyes&#8221; (the remake, not Wes Craven) looks promisingly intense, but horror is more hit-and-miss than any other genre out there- expect a big, by horror standards, opening though. Kevin Costner has a scrappy potential hit in the waiting with the election parable <i>&#8220;Swing Vote&#8221;<\/i> (August 1), but can anyone really appreciate the satirical bite when we&#8217;ve seen similar &#8220;malfunctions&#8221; in the past two presidential elections? Can Woody Allen finally rediscover his box-office legs with <i>&#8220;Vicki Cristina Barcelona&#8221;<\/i> (August 15), a comedy about the romantic trivails Oscar-winner Javier Bardem gets himself into with Penelope Cruz, Rebecca Hall (&#8220;The Prestige&#8221;), and Allen&#8217;s recent muse Scarlett Johannsson? Will Anna Faris break out of the shadow of the &#8220;Scary Movie&#8221; franchise she headlined the way she deserves to with the amusing-looking comedy <i>&#8220;The House Bunny&#8221;<\/i> (August 22)? Can Vin Diesel actually give Labor Day weekend a genuine box-office smash with the sci-fi thriller <i>&#8220;Babylon A.D.&#8221;<\/i> (August 29)? Will anyone honestly give a rat&#8217;s ass by the time those hacksters behind &#8220;Date Movie,&#8221; &#8220;Epic Movie,&#8221; and &#8220;Meet the Spartans&#8221; give us another painfully-obvious spoof in <i>&#8220;Disaster Movie&#8221;<\/i> (August 29)? Don&#8217;t worry- sometimes people get it right when going to the box-office in the late summer months.<\/p>\n<p>Viva La Resistance!<\/p>\n<p>Brian Skutle<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sonic-cinema.com\">www.sonic-cinema.com<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/brianskutle\">www.myspace.com\/brianskutle<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/cinemanouveau\">www.myspace.com\/cinemanouveau<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typically, my usual readers will know I only do three big movie preview\/review blogs a year- one for January-April, one for the summer, and one for the end of the year. But this year, I&#8217;m feeling a bit froggy. 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